Já visitou a Alemanha ????

[solano]

A Somalian arrives in Berlin, Germany as an immigrant.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says:
'Thank you Mr. Germany for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says:
'You are mistaken, I am Afghan!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by:
'Thank you for having such beautiful country here in Germany !'
The person says:
'I not German, I am Iraqi!'
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says:
'Thank you for the wonderful Germany !
'That person puts up his hand and says:
'I am from Pakistan , I am not from Germany !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks:
'Are you a German?'
She says:
'No, I am from India !'
Puzzled, he asks her:
'Where are all the Germans ?'
The Indian lady checks her watch and says:
'Probably at work'.




Devem estar fabricando carros e relógios!

Abs,

[Paulo Sergio]

Muito boa amigo Solano!!! 
Criativa!!!
Abraço
Paulo Sergio

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[Correia]

Essa anedota é muito conhecida por aqui, só mudam(alguns) intervenientes

Os alemães somos nóis

Como outra em que um prédio ruiu pelas 15 horas de um dia da semana, matando os seus ocupantes - angolanos, romenos, ciganos, ucranianos, paquistaneses, etc
Alguém pergunta: mas não morreu nenhum português?

Não. A essa hora os portugueses que habitavam no prédio estavam no trabalho...

Abraços,
Correia